I'll pull your pork if you pull mine..

Last night Jill and I spent the evening at the ANGELS game, drinking beer and eating pulled pork sandwiches. Of course before we left for the game we had to drink a bottle of wine and 2 or 3 beers to get the night started.... That's how we roll. We sat in my seats for the first part of our first beer and then headed over to the Budweiser Bar to meet up with my friend Erin and Jill's boyfriends Mom (a DODGER fan). We continued to drink and be mary, when we sat in some open seats near Suzie (the DODGER fan). The girl next to me started to chat with me about the time she won the Tahoe at ANGELS stadium. I have never met anyone who actually won something big like that. I was like SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! I felt like a retard but honestly... I was a little star struck... After the game we proceeded to walk to my car which was parked in the HOOTERS parking lot and then I dropped Jill off with her mom-in-law ( THE DODGER FAN in case you forgot)

GO ANGELS!!!!!

I came home last night after the game to a house full of drinking fools singing to Whitney Houston's I WANNA DANCE with somebody.... Of course I had to sing one or two songs before passing out. I love having my friends around.. There is NEVER a dull moment.

~Ree

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 topless girls in the pool

Is is June yet?!?!?! All I can think about is going to San Fransciso and moving. I have never wanted to move so bad in my entire life. And going to San Fran for 4 days, 5 nights really gets me excited. We booked our flight on Friday and I couldn't help but smile the whole drive home thinking about it.

This weekend was a rough one on my liver, but damn was it fun. Friday night I had Jill and CJ over for a slumber party, which consisted of cooking dinner and mixing drinks. Saturday morning I was up extremly early to head over to ANGELS stadium. I met up with my girls and we baked in the sun for a bit. Once I got home I cook breakfast for the whole fan-damily and got ready to head over to my friends place for her party. I got there around 2:30pm and drank until 10pm. It was a night filled with singing, dancing and munching on all the yummy dips and chips. I did not get home until Sunday morning, and once I walked in my apartment I almost died. It was like 115 degress inside. I had plans to go to HOT ASS Riverside to hang with my friends by the pool. Once out there the drinking began all over again and spent the day by the pool. Long Long Story short we ended up back in the pool at 9pm and somehow all three of us were topless!!! I have never done anything like that before, but it was hard to keep my top on when you have a drunk girl pulling your top off!! Crazy night with some crazy girls.

~Ree

Love is... Inside a Happy Meal

There are times I enjoy being an adult and then there are more times where I just wanna be a kid again. I miss the days when I didn't have a care in the world. I was surrounded by family, mostly because I was too young for them to just leave me alone, and I had the best friends EVER and life was just awesome. Now things are just so hard. The thought of even having to live alone freaks me out, knowing if I don't have any money I won't be able to put gas in my car, food in my belly, or even have a roof over my head. I guess it's just weird to know I'm getting closer to 30 and I'm no where near where I thought I would be. I'm single, can't keep a relationship for the life of me, I haven't found a career to pursue, and I am not the President of The United States... WTF.. I really have let myself down from the childhood dreams I use to have

As most of you know I'm still a kid deep down inside, and yes I still get kids meals at McDonald's from time to time. Today's toy was AWESOME, but I gave it up for obvious reasons..... My best friends boyfriend is a Rocker with a Mohawk... I couldn't resist.. I had to give this AWESOME toy to an AWESOME guy!!! Of course I will be going back to get my own and I hope is Rockin' Rylie, she was HOT. The little rockers name to the left is Punkin' Pete and I think he is adorable. And yes that's a tattoo on his head, cuz he is HARD CORE!!

Tonight Jill and I are going to look at the apartment we are hoping to be moving into in June, which is about 4 inches from my current apartment on the map. After that we will go pick up CJ, her daughter, and head back to my place for a slumber party (do you see how I'm still like 5 inside) I was thinking maybe we could build a fort or two.

Tomorrow morning I'm getting up at 7:30am to get ready to go on the field at ANGELS Stadium. This is extremely exciting to me as I never thought I would get the opportunity to be on the same grass and dirt that my favorite boys play on. I'm a happy ANGELS FAN. After I get back from the field I'm going back home to wake Jill and CJ up and dragging then to the park for an hour or so, then it's back home to prepare for the party of the month. I'm heading to my girl Denise's house for a party. This should be a great night and have lots of memories to add to the Stories of the Single Life by Monday morning.

I am craving a beer, and wish I could pop one right now!!! Work really gets in the way of all my fun.

Have a ROCKIN' weekend

~Ree

Me and My Ninja *We Have Happy Feet*

Oh the stress/excitement of moving has been up and down. It's so expensive to move when you are already in a lease. Timing is everything, and that is something I have not been able to manage... I really am SO EXCITED to be moving and starting fresh, damn I need a fresh start, but at the same time I am so scared I won't have all the money needed to pay my last months rent at the old place and all the security deposits/pet deposits at the new place. Today I did find out something really exciting about a place that sounds like it could be "The One"!! Me and My Ninja are excited. If everything goes according to plan Jill and I will have a kick ass 2 bed/2 bath with a YARD for $1350 BUT no security deposit or pet deposit. I think John (the apt. manager) is the new love of my life. After speaking to him I just had this glow on my face. He is also going to hold the place for us FOR FREE until WE ARE READY to move in.... WHAT?!?!?! Who does these kinds of things...

Wish us luck.


~Ree The blue Ninja

My pseudo girlfriends

Seriously can this day just be over already. I just want to put on my comfy pants and be at home reading a book (Yes I said reading a book) I am going to learn to appreciate my time alone. I need to work on staying home more as I do not do it enough and I'm so broke. I have SF pride coming up and then I have to move, these both take a lot of money. All I know is when I move and get settled I'm going to relax and calm down on the partying. I need to get my life back together. One of these days I may even want to start looking for a "Real Girlfriend" and get rid of my pseudo girlfriends... (Even though they will still always be in my heart and be my friends)


If you are wondering who my pseudo girlfriends are, one is my single friend, who we always go party together and try to hook up with cute girls. The only problem with this is we really never meet any cute girls. So we just decided we would be pseudo girlfriends every time we go out, and if one or both of us meets a girl, we can cheat on each other. :) Great deal if you ask me. The other girl is my friends girlfriend but this particular night she also wanted to be my pseudo girlfriend. What a SLUT I am. :) But hey that's the single life and I can do what I want, with whoever I want.

Just a some pictures from my wild Limo ride with the girls for Rhonda's birthday. I love my pseudo girlfriends!

*More pictures to come, since BLOGGER is not up loading pictures right now*

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Do You DARE?

I told myself "Self, you should stay home this weekend and clean the house". I was really determinded to do this. I only had one set of plans and that was for Friday night to see Dub Scouts in Downtown Fullerton. Saturday I woke up slightly hung over, slept in until 11am (that never happens) and waited to go apartment hunting with Jill. I was so proud of myslef for STILL not having any night time plans all day Saturday... That is until my girl Denise hits me up!!!



D-"So I got a Limo for Rhonda's birthday, and she really wants you to come with us"

R-"Girl I'm broke, I wish I could"

D-"Just be at my house by 7pm and I've got you covered"

R- "Are you HIGH??!?! I can't let you do that I'm a very expensive date"

D-"I'm serious now go get ready"



So needless to say Jill dropped me off around 5pm I jumped in the shower and was off to The LBC to meet up with the girls and wait for the limo. We all piled in stopped at the liquor store to grab MORE alcohol and headed to WEHO where we had an awesome dinner at the French Quarter restaurant. Then we were off to The Body Shop, which if you don't know is a nude bar. And being that it was a nude bar, we couldn't order alcohol, and had to pay $10 for two waters/sodas.... FUCK THAT... I called John (our limo driver) had him pull around and met me out front so my girl Brahana and I could take shots and pound a beer. AWESOME night!!!



Sunday I stayed my happy ass on my couch most of the day. Vicky and I watched all the "Gay" shows most people would not admit to watching ex: Rock of Love 2, Top Chef and the Hills. I had one more set of plans (once again with Jill) to head out to Hollywood to our FAVORITE Improv. Upon my arrival I handed her a beer and we began to get our drink on before heading out. We made two roadies and then prepared to leave.... Well Jill seemed to have lost the most important thing to a drunk... Her ID!!! So long story short we got in the car, took our roadies and headed out to get into some trouble. We came across a carnival on the way to pick me up a pack of cigarettes and Jill throws it out there that we should go on a ride... Why the hell not right... Of course the ride she wants to ride is the one I hate the most The "Kamikaze". DO YOU DARE???My eyes did stay closed as I am very scared of heights and already had too many drinks in me to keep my head straight. We screamed like little bitches, but damn it was worth it. After the ride we went by her old high school and trespassed onto the baseball field where we drank little airplane bottles of RUM in the dugout. I had a blast doing the stupidest things.. I felt like a kid again, but just a slight different as I am able to drink now.

Now I'm home for the first time in weeks and I'm so enjoying it. I did laundry, and even made dinner for me and Roomie. Life is really good when you sit back and think about the people you are surrounded by. I honestly have the best friends EVER....

~Ree

It's getting darker and darker everyday

With the home building industry going down hill REALLY FAST, our company has asked us "What can we do to bring cost down?" Basically they want to know how to save money so they don't have to lay anyone else off. So now in our halls, bathrooms, lunch room and offices we have NO LIGHTS ON, while some lights just not all. It has become darker and darker everyday. More lights are being turned off during work hours... A co-worker today at lunch said that her idea to cut cost would be to have all the employees wear Miner hats (the ones with the lights) so that way we can only have light on what we need to look at. HA. Now that's funny.

I don't know if I mentioned or not but my car was broken into again last weekend... This time they didn't smash in the window they just pulled it out slightly and unlocked my door, so courteous of them. My radio was the only thing stolen oh and they fucked up my electrical so now I can't wear my automatic seat belts... Looks like I will be needing a driver from now on when I am going out to drink.

Tonight I'm heading to Downtown Fullerton with Jill and other friends to check out the Dub Scouts again. If you haven't heard them, DO IT NOW. They are really good, and are a lot like Sublime.

I'm sitting here PISSED because I can't find my laundry card and I NEED to do laundry if I plan on looking cute tonight... Oh well, I am going to a straight bar so who cares.

~Cheers

Ree