Wednesday, June 25, 2008

FUCK YEAH!

Leaving for San Francisco tonight. Flight is at 9:05pm!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!

I'll return next week with updates, stories and tons of pictures.


Have a great weekend!!! I know I WILL!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Hump Day!

Hump Day ROCKS! Today is like my Monday and it's almost Friday. I had to take a two day class Monday and Tuesday for my new job. I took the exam yesterday to become AFO certified. I honestly learned a lot and really tired to do my best to pass. I hope when the results come in I got an 88% or better. Cross your fingers.



Have I mentioned how much I love our new place. I look forward to going home everyday and almost dread when I know I have plans and I have to leave. It's so CUTE and cozy. Over the weekend I had SHIRL over and we watched Steel Magnolias.... Oh fuck. We cried like little fucking babies. I love that movie... Best line in the movie???? "I just wanna hit something. I wanna hit it HARD!" "Here it THIS, Go ahead SLAP HER"

I don't feel depressed anymore, YEAH! I guess it's just like a roller coaster ride for me right now. Some days I'm awesome and other days I just want to cry. Today is an AWESOME day. :)

San Francisco trip is right around the corner and I just can't wait any longer... Jill and I purchased tickets for the NIGHT TOUR of Alcatraz. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I almost keep forgetting that my birthday is nearing as well. Oh there is just SO MUCH to do!



Anyone down for Brunch on Sunday??? Let's do this!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

I'm just sayin'

A girl walks into a bar and starts making out with another girl.

If you were dating one of the girls would you get mad and leave her at the bar without a ride??? Or would you get even and start dating both girls??? OR WOULD YOU DO BOTH????

Don't worry if you don't get the joke, (Yes it's actually funny) Jill is the only one that might get it.

Today I woke up with the urge to just cry. I have been so happy recently, but today feels like everything is being taken away from me. Me and my crazy head I tell you. I'm afraid I might slip back into slight depression after I have completely cleaned out my "OLD" house, and the finality of it all kicks in. The only thing good about the slight depression is I will lose weight, the weight I gained back when I started to realize, I'm REALLY OK! Oh I'm such a whiny bitch, huh.

This weekend my SHIRL is coming down to spend the whole weekend with me and Jill. What do we have planned you ask???? DRINK! and then DRINK some more. I am really in need of a weekend Right NOW!

I hope you all are having a better day then I am, and I hope you have a great weekend.

Cheers!

Friday, May 30, 2008

1 TV, 3 Girls and 1 Rope

My life has completely been flipped and tossed in the past couple months. New job, new apartment, New Ninja, and No girlfriend. This is the first time I have been single for this long in EVER!!! It's only been 6 months, but normally I move on so quickly. This time, I am ENJOYING being single. I am having the time of my life and I don't care what anyone has to say about it.

New job is kicking ass! I am really enjoying this change. My paycheck really made me see what a great idea it was to move on and take on more responsibilities. I am now going to be able to afford to live. I will even get to buy new shoes and clothes once a month like I used to. I'm excited!!!! I got a company cell phone the other day, and let me tell you carrying two cell phones suck!! I am so afraid of losing one of them!

New apartment is so fucking cute! Tonight will be our first night sleeping there. *Giggles* We have a lot to move in tonight, but at the end of that we will crack open 3 bottles of Champange and then head to the movies to see either Ironman or What happens in Vegas. Can't decide on which one yet.

Yesterday we picked up our new (used) big screen TV. Oh My!!! This TV is HUGE and of course was located upstairs. Three girls and one rope.... I honestly never thought we could do it. BUT we did. Got it down the stairs with the help of my Indiana Jones rope. Now it is all cute inside of our Ninja Palace.

I'm looking forward to starting with a fresh slate in my life. I am feeling really good about my decisions, and I can only go up from here. :)

It's Friday people. Let's get our drink on!!!!!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Me and Ninja Pail

The beginning of a crazy Saturday.... I think we were still sober in this picture...

Friday, May 16, 2008

Been toooo long.

New Job, New Apartment.... NEW LIFE... Been busy will catch you all up next week FOR SURE..



<3 I love LIFE!

Friday, May 2, 2008

It's Rockin' Banana Time

It's the weekend again!! Of course I have tons of plans and won't get any rest until at least Tuesday, since Monday is a Holiday. Tonight I am going to hang with my favorite party girls. Last time I was at their place they introduced me to my new favorite drink, The Rockin' Banana!! This wonderful drink consist of 99 Bananas and RockStar, taken like a Jager Bomb. The 99 Bananas is so smooth and yummy you can't even tell is 99 PROOF! This drink sneaks up on you so if you try it take it slow. My night should include very bad karaoke, and many laughs.

Tomorrow I am being taken on a date!!! Awww Shit! After we spend the day together we are headed to my friends house to attend a Pre Cinco De Mayo party. My friends have been bugging me to get the girl I'm seeing over to party with them, so being the nice girl that she is we are sacrificing our dinner date to hang with my friends. We will be hiking and having a picnic for the first part of the day though.

Sunday I will be attending a birthday party for my friends 8 year old daugther. Of course I wouldn't' be going without the whole "Fam-Dam-ily". Jill, Cailin and I will be surrounded by large bouncy slides, mazes, and air hockey tables. Did I mention 25 screaming kids also? That should be good for my hang over that I already know I will have.

Happy Weekend!

~Ree a.k.a Rockin' Banana

Thursday, May 1, 2008

I'll pull your pork if you pull mine..

Last night Jill and I spent the evening at the ANGELS game, drinking beer and eating pulled pork sandwiches. Of course before we left for the game we had to drink a bottle of wine and 2 or 3 beers to get the night started.... That's how we roll. We sat in my seats for the first part of our first beer and then headed over to the Budweiser Bar to meet up with my friend Erin and Jill's boyfriends Mom (a DODGER fan). We continued to drink and be mary, when we sat in some open seats near Suzie (the DODGER fan). The girl next to me started to chat with me about the time she won the Tahoe at ANGELS stadium. I have never met anyone who actually won something big like that. I was like SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! I felt like a retard but honestly... I was a little star struck... After the game we proceeded to walk to my car which was parked in the HOOTERS parking lot and then I dropped Jill off with her mom-in-law ( THE DODGER FAN in case you forgot)

GO ANGELS!!!!!

I came home last night after the game to a house full of drinking fools singing to Whitney Houston's I WANNA DANCE with somebody.... Of course I had to sing one or two songs before passing out. I love having my friends around.. There is NEVER a dull moment.

~Ree

Monday, April 28, 2008

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 topless girls in the pool

Is is June yet?!?!?! All I can think about is going to San Fransciso and moving. I have never wanted to move so bad in my entire life. And going to San Fran for 4 days, 5 nights really gets me excited. We booked our flight on Friday and I couldn't help but smile the whole drive home thinking about it.



This weekend was a rough one on my liver, but damn was it fun. Friday night I had Jill and CJ over for a slumber party, which consisted of cooking dinner and mixing drinks. Saturday morning I was up extremly early to head over to ANGELS stadium. I met up with my girls and we baked in the sun for a bit. Once I got home I cook breakfast for the whole fan-damily and got ready to head over to my friends place for her party. I got there around 2:30pm and drank until 10pm. It was a night filled with singing, dancing and munching on all the yummy dips and chips. I did not get home until Sunday morning, and once I walked in my apartment I almost died. It was like 115 degress inside. I had plans to go to HOT ASS Riverside to hang with my friends by the pool. Once out there the drinking began all over again and spent the day by the pool. Long Long Story short we ended up back in the pool at 9pm and somehow all three of us were topless!!! I have never done anything like that before, but it was hard to keep my top on when you have a drunk girl pulling your top off!! Crazy night with some crazy girls.

~Ree

Friday, April 25, 2008

Love is... Inside a Happy Meal

There are times I enjoy being an adult and then there are more times where I just wanna be a kid again. I miss the days when I didn't have a care in the world. I was surrounded by family, mostly because I was too young for them to just leave me alone, and I had the best friends EVER and life was just awesome. Now things are just so hard. The thought of even having to live alone freaks me out, knowing if I don't have any money I won't be able to put gas in my car, food in my belly, or even have a roof over my head. I guess it's just weird to know I'm getting closer to 30 and I'm no where near where I thought I would be. I'm single, can't keep a relationship for the life of me, I haven't found a career to pursue, and I am not the President of The United States... WTF.. I really have let myself down from the childhood dreams I use to have

As most of you know I'm still a kid deep down inside, and yes I still get kids meals at McDonald's from time to time. Today's toy was AWESOME, but I gave it up for obvious reasons..... My best friends boyfriend is a Rocker with a Mohawk... I couldn't resist.. I had to give this AWESOME toy to an AWESOME guy!!! Of course I will be going back to get my own and I hope is Rockin' Rylie, she was HOT. The little rockers name to the left is Punkin' Pete and I think he is adorable. And yes that's a tattoo on his head, cuz he is HARD CORE!!

Tonight Jill and I are going to look at the apartment we are hoping to be moving into in June, which is about 4 inches from my current apartment on the map. After that we will go pick up CJ, her daughter, and head back to my place for a slumber party (do you see how I'm still like 5 inside) I was thinking maybe we could build a fort or two.

Tomorrow morning I'm getting up at 7:30am to get ready to go on the field at ANGELS Stadium. This is extremely exciting to me as I never thought I would get the opportunity to be on the same grass and dirt that my favorite boys play on. I'm a happy ANGELS FAN. After I get back from the field I'm going back home to wake Jill and CJ up and dragging then to the park for an hour or so, then it's back home to prepare for the party of the month. I'm heading to my girl Denise's house for a party. This should be a great night and have lots of memories to add to the Stories of the Single Life by Monday morning.

I am craving a beer, and wish I could pop one right now!!! Work really gets in the way of all my fun.

Have a ROCKIN' weekend

~Ree

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Me and My Ninja *We Have Happy Feet*


Oh the stress/excitement of moving has been up and down. It's so expensive to move when you are already in a lease. Timing is everything, and that is something I have not been able to manage... I really am SO EXCITED to be moving and starting fresh, damn I need a fresh start, but at the same time I am so scared I won't have all the money needed to pay my last months rent at the old place and all the security deposits/pet deposits at the new place. Today I did find out something really exciting about a place that sounds like it could be "The One"!! Me and My Ninja are excited. If everything goes according to plan Jill and I will have a kick ass 2 bed/2 bath with a YARD for $1350 BUT no security deposit or pet deposit. I think John (the apt. manager) is the new love of my life. After speaking to him I just had this glow on my face. He is also going to hold the place for us FOR FREE until WE ARE READY to move in.... WHAT?!?!?! Who does these kinds of things...

Wish us luck.


~Ree The blue Ninja

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

My pseudo girlfriends

Seriously can this day just be over already. I just want to put on my comfy pants and be at home reading a book (Yes I said reading a book) I am going to learn to appreciate my time alone. I need to work on staying home more as I do not do it enough and I'm so broke. I have SF pride coming up and then I have to move, these both take a lot of money. All I know is when I move and get settled I'm going to relax and calm down on the partying. I need to get my life back together. One of these days I may even want to start looking for a "Real Girlfriend" and get rid of my pseudo girlfriends... (Even though they will still always be in my heart and be my friends)


If you are wondering who my pseudo girlfriends are, one is my single friend, who we always go party together and try to hook up with cute girls. The only problem with this is we really never meet any cute girls. So we just decided we would be pseudo girlfriends every time we go out, and if one or both of us meets a girl, we can cheat on each other. :) Great deal if you ask me. The other girl is my friends girlfriend but this particular night she also wanted to be my pseudo girlfriend. What a SLUT I am. :) But hey that's the single life and I can do what I want, with whoever I want.

Just a some pictures from my wild Limo ride with the girls for Rhonda's birthday. I love my pseudo girlfriends!


*More pictures to come, since BLOGGER is not up loading pictures right now*

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Monday, April 21, 2008

Do You DARE?

I told myself "Self, you should stay home this weekend and clean the house". I was really determinded to do this. I only had one set of plans and that was for Friday night to see Dub Scouts in Downtown Fullerton. Saturday I woke up slightly hung over, slept in until 11am (that never happens) and waited to go apartment hunting with Jill. I was so proud of myslef for STILL not having any night time plans all day Saturday... That is until my girl Denise hits me up!!!



D-"So I got a Limo for Rhonda's birthday, and she really wants you to come with us"

R-"Girl I'm broke, I wish I could"

D-"Just be at my house by 7pm and I've got you covered"

R- "Are you HIGH??!?! I can't let you do that I'm a very expensive date"

D-"I'm serious now go get ready"



So needless to say Jill dropped me off around 5pm I jumped in the shower and was off to The LBC to meet up with the girls and wait for the limo. We all piled in stopped at the liquor store to grab MORE alcohol and headed to WEHO where we had an awesome dinner at the French Quarter restaurant. Then we were off to The Body Shop, which if you don't know is a nude bar. And being that it was a nude bar, we couldn't order alcohol, and had to pay $10 for two waters/sodas.... FUCK THAT... I called John (our limo driver) had him pull around and met me out front so my girl Brahana and I could take shots and pound a beer. AWESOME night!!!



Sunday I stayed my happy ass on my couch most of the day. Vicky and I watched all the "Gay" shows most people would not admit to watching ex: Rock of Love 2, Top Chef and the Hills. I had one more set of plans (once again with Jill) to head out to Hollywood to our FAVORITE Improv. Upon my arrival I handed her a beer and we began to get our drink on before heading out. We made two roadies and then prepared to leave.... Well Jill seemed to have lost the most important thing to a drunk... Her ID!!! So long story short we got in the car, took our roadies and headed out to get into some trouble. We came across a carnival on the way to pick me up a pack of cigarettes and Jill throws it out there that we should go on a ride... Why the hell not right... Of course the ride she wants to ride is the one I hate the most The "Kamikaze". DO YOU DARE???My eyes did stay closed as I am very scared of heights and already had too many drinks in me to keep my head straight. We screamed like little bitches, but damn it was worth it. After the ride we went by her old high school and trespassed onto the baseball field where we drank little airplane bottles of RUM in the dugout. I had a blast doing the stupidest things.. I felt like a kid again, but just a slight different as I am able to drink now.

Now I'm home for the first time in weeks and I'm so enjoying it. I did laundry, and even made dinner for me and Roomie. Life is really good when you sit back and think about the people you are surrounded by. I honestly have the best friends EVER....

~Ree

Friday, April 18, 2008

It's getting darker and darker everyday

With the home building industry going down hill REALLY FAST, our company has asked us "What can we do to bring cost down?" Basically they want to know how to save money so they don't have to lay anyone else off. So now in our halls, bathrooms, lunch room and offices we have NO LIGHTS ON, while some lights just not all. It has become darker and darker everyday. More lights are being turned off during work hours... A co-worker today at lunch said that her idea to cut cost would be to have all the employees wear Miner hats (the ones with the lights) so that way we can only have light on what we need to look at. HA. Now that's funny.

I don't know if I mentioned or not but my car was broken into again last weekend... This time they didn't smash in the window they just pulled it out slightly and unlocked my door, so courteous of them. My radio was the only thing stolen oh and they fucked up my electrical so now I can't wear my automatic seat belts... Looks like I will be needing a driver from now on when I am going out to drink.

Tonight I'm heading to Downtown Fullerton with Jill and other friends to check out the Dub Scouts again. If you haven't heard them, DO IT NOW. They are really good, and are a lot like Sublime.

I'm sitting here PISSED because I can't find my laundry card and I NEED to do laundry if I plan on looking cute tonight... Oh well, I am going to a straight bar so who cares.

~Cheers

Ree

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Would you like a romantic view....

Time is just flying. I can't believe I already have to move again. I guess maybe if I stop going out and having fun time will go slower?? Oh who cares, I'm getting older and SO ARE YOU. With everything that has been going on the past THREE YEARS, in the past two weeks I feel like I have grown and have become stronger then ever. I finally have found closure, realized what a mistake I have made and now I'm going to correct it and NO ONE will ever make the feel the way I have lately.

Can you say DODGERS suck?? I can!! Even if they did win against the Pirates last night. All I know is THE ANGELS are #1 even if they did lose to the Royals last night. HA. Win or Lose... You have to love going to the baseball stadium. I feel like a little girl when I know I'm going to the game.

So tonight I am going to see Dub Scouts in Whitter with my non-girlfriend BUT soon to be roomie Jill. We plan on drinking wine and beer before we head over to the local bar to share a pitcher of beer... Cause that's how we roll... We are fancy and shit...

This weekend I am going to hang at home and handling business. Jill and I are going to check out apartments on Saturday and that's EXCITING. Just know when we get our place and you come over, once you walk through our front door, you better be prepared for a good time and be prepared to TRY to keep up with us. We have been looking online all morning, making sure this time we get all the amenities we MUST have. There is actually a choice for affordable. WHY WOULDN'T WE WANT AN AFFORDABLE PLACE... Should that even be a choice? Whatev' This move is going to be great for me.... I just hope it's good for her.. (That's what HE said)

Cheers!

~Ree

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Guess who's back....

I'm back friends. And this time I'm here to stay and share all.
I love you all and thank all my friends for supporting me through all the shit!

On the agenda for this week:

04/15 Extreme with the girls
04/16 Getting to know a new friend
04/17 Dub Scouts with Jill
04/18 - 4/20 RIVER?????